Gross Dude: Been there, done it..... Hit it......twice

Bianca: I hope a roach crawls out of your pee-hole.

Gross Dude: I'm a man.. not a Diva..

Bianca: Seriously, I need to be paid for this crap. Uh..next?







Zombie Of Mr. Crab: I would have done an about face from that place before I even folded my hand to knock on the door...I can smell a vile home of refuse and ill repute a mile away. I would then call the Board of Health and have them come condemn that hell hole for all eternity









Rev Real: Yes, provided she passed my famous "Navel Test". Then I would her my real name was Hector Guzman, and that imy work visa was expiring so I will never see her again.

Bianca: Rev, Et Tu? Et Tu??!! (PS. I threw up in my mouth a little as I thought about this 'navel test'..I refuse to ask what it is and how it is administered. I can only take so much.)









Bianca: SIGH...



Phlip: Now, I am not the neat freak that my brother is, in fact he cleans up my crib when he house sits. --I am far from "nasty," and when someone cannot keep their house AT LEAST to the standards that someone would eat in, or even FROM there, the same standard should be applied to whether or not they would sex there. I've seen and experienced enough "hot" women in my time that I can liberally apply elevated standards to just how little bullshit I will put up with. Long/short here is "no" , with a strong chance of "hell no".


The Casher!: Hell no! If her place looks like that, then it's a good chance that she smells like salmon and tartar sauce. Your environment is a reflection of your hygiene. I know that's not the case all the time, but damn...roaches at the front door??? So they'll be eating popcorn and ish while I'm hittin it, crawling in my clothes waiting to go home with me??! Naw...I'll let someone else take that one for the team.


BIANCA: Which 3 of our dudes will gladly do.. Ugh, I am off to get a tetanus shot after this conversation... these Dudes never cease to stun and amaze me.

I QUIT THIS BITCH!!!!

It's 5pm and somewheres Monica "Danger" Leon's uterus is outside an office building taking a smoke break...all ready to QUIT THIS BITCH! Word on the curb is that our favorite "For The Love of Ray-J" alum is preggers again! She announced the news on her twit for twats today (@monicadanger). For those of yous who follow this foolishness Ms. Tat-Tat-Tatted-Up Face got pregnant by Nick Cannon's little half brother Gabriel right after she was booted from the Ray-J Ho Sho. Got all that? This could be a publicity stunt but Danger does have that crazy steze so I could totally see her stuffing a little pillow near her belly parts and faking the funk right before she stabs a brother's eye out for not coning home on time. A few posts earlier she accuses a former "employee" of hacking into her account and also asks Fabulous (#myfabolouslife) to lay the pipe. So who knows? She's supposedly due in July 2010 so time will tell.

Now I admit the dating scene isn't what it used to be especially if you are over the age of 34 and live in a big city but I be damn if I try to kill myself over these ignant negrids! Sometimes when things don't work out with a person it's because of a very good reason. That person could be a serial dater or serial killer! You never know. It's best to accept your singledom so when true love actually comes your way you'll appreciate it. If you're not cool spending time by yourself, why would someone else want to? I hope young women take heed. It's never that serious!

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Speaking of Diddy. One of his victims former artists G-Dep has risen from whatever back alley 
he's been chillin in to talk about life and the come up. During an interview with Ms. Drama 
(@msdrama) Dep admits being addicted to PCP and says while he still gets "down" from time to 
time he's basically trying to stay clean and make a rap come back. G-Dep says he hasn't spoken to 
Loon who is busy making pilgrimages to Mecca and whatnot so I guess it's hard to catch up to a 
brother. "Special Delivery" stays on my Ipod rotation but this video just gave me a case of the sads. 
Damn @iamdiddy you've got like the reverse Midas touch or sumpthin'. I don't even want to shake 
your hand, I might lose my house! I used to think "Bad Boy" was the flyest name for a label. 
It's a curse fo sure! Cassie (@cassieventura) ....run to the light!